Io was just as unhelpful.
"IO: Patrolling the galaxy since GS3409"
We regret to inform you that we are unable to accept your request for assistance in exacting revenge at this time. Please understand that the application committee reviews a large number of revenge-driven candidates each year, to fill very limited number of positions in our program.
Thank you for your interest, and we hope you find success elsewhere.
Assistant to the President of Io"