The professor: "A 1337% increase in epsilon-rays and zeta-rays over the last hour... and the spectrometer says the Kyñaschdübdjium levels are off the chart!!!" Spectrometer readout: 18:23 EST from 1hr alpha 118 3% beta 42 2% gamma 380 5% delta 56 -1% epsilon 401k 1337% zeta 666 1337% eta 8 0% theta 14 4% Nerdium 40pp Marimbium 22pp Putinium 87pp Ukrainium 13pp Kyñaschdübdjium +INF