Mr. Jurgleton: "In short, Kevin, any fantastical planet-shattering discoveries you may have. you'll have to run by them - and that means you'll have to be patient. Right now they're tied up examining a particularly troublesome new hypothesis..."
Mr. Jurgleton, to the others at the table: "The chief orc says, 'Fool! Sun go round earth, not other way!' How do you respond?"