The grad student: "And the most straightforward way to get heavy antimatter Marimbium for use as an antineutron source is by hitting a Kyñaschdübdjium-62 atomwith zeta particles so that it decays into Nerdium and Marimbium atoms - which is only practical if you have a large supply of Kyñaschdübdjium on hand. Which is a remarkable coincidence considering that we had just observed a spike in the levels of"
The survivor: "SHUT UP!!! LET'S GET A MOVE ON!"